Ron Popeil is 75

Without him we would have never had any of these amazing products:
Chop-O-Matic
Dial-O-Matic
Pocket Fisherman
Mr. Microphone
Inside-The-Shell Egg Scrambler
Six Star 20-Piece Cutlery Set
Solid Flavor Injector
GLH-9 Hair in a Can Spray
Drain Buster
Electric Food Dehydrator
Automatic Pasta Maker
Showtime Rotisserie
The Cap Snaffler

And here's my guess for the product you want but haven't ordered:

Happy Birthday Bill!

Captain Kirk is grown up? No way! He may be 79 today but he is forever at his prime to me...

Happy Birthday Craig!

Today you are almost middle-aged.

Hope your work schedule eases up soon.

Happy Birthday Johann

Your skill at creating cantatas will never be forgotten. You were & still are an enigma & obvious multi-tasker, making time to father 20 children by your 2 wives & still composing over 1000 works--most of them in record time.

Remember that time in Arnstadt you were playing the organ & ended up drawing your sword on that "nanny-goat bassoonist"? You were such a wild & crazy guy.

Your Toccata in D Minor remains to this day one of the most well known pieces ever written. I'm sure you had no idea you would live on in movies, ringtones, & video games in America. Did you even know about America? If so, you certainly never wrote much about it in your copious notes.

And a great big hooray for you, spelling out your own name in the music in "The Art of the Fugue". I just wish you had been able to finish it...

Thanks again & Ich habe genug to you Mr. Bach.

Click here for the ogg vorbis of bwv565 (Toccata & Fugue in D Minor) Believe me, you'll recognize it.

Get Ready To Party!

Come on out to the office--we're celebrating Tom's birthday with food, gaming, & guitars. Starts around 7pm. If you don't already know where the office is, you're not invited! Bring whatever you want to eat, drink, or play.

See you there.

Happy Birthday Randy!

Today you are almost middle-aged! Don't worry youngster, 44 has been a great year for me & I'm sure it will be for you too!