"Identifying the Great Blob of Alaska"
(an unidentified "blob that is literally miles long)
"Man is Charged a Quadrillion Dollars to Smoke"
(I hope it was the good stuff if he paid that much)
"Students Build Hydrogen Vehicle that Gets 1,336 MPG"
(It only cost $170,000 to build)
"British Girl's Heart Heals Itself After Transplant"
"Cats Do Control Humans, Study Finds"
(Duh, I've known that for years)
