How To Lose A Sale

1. After I repeatedly say "No thanks, we're not ready to buy yet", ask me what my husband does.
2. Ask for my husband's business card because you "have a laptop that really needs some repair work".
3. Call my husband at quitting time on Friday evening & tell him that his wife really wants him to stop by while it's still on sale to take advantage of these great prices...
   

Think it's time for this guy to find another career path...